Dear Girl in my Poetics Class,
You are smart. I get it. You are from Korea and have a great grasp on the English language and you know more than I do. Undoubtedly. Your academic prowess is far more advanced and the doctorate program you are a part of far dwarfs my tiny masters program with only 30 graduate credits. Honestly this is my first graduate English course.
However, I would be greatly obliged if you would stop citing Lacan. We all love him; swear to God, or whatever psychological propping device Jacques would have us use. I know he might seem like a good figure, all knowledgeable and such, but just leave it. I actually don't care what he says anymore, Lacan is LaWorst; and I don't ever use that word.
I am sure we can get by this small roadblock, you have done so well already. I think you can overcome this, much like Lacan helped thousands get over whatever notable thing that Lacan helped with. I don't know.
Sincerley,
Mallory
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dear mallory,
Lacan helped me clean my bathroom just yesterday. Props to lacan. at first, I didn't know who this bizarre little man was. So i gave him a sponge and all was well. hurrah!
love,
Becca
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