Meta-blogging

So as a result of having a blog several things have come to my attention.

The first is that yoiu can't tell people that you have one. Here's an example of a conversation that will occur.

Blogger: So I started writing in a blog.
Friend: Really?
Blogger: Yes
Friend:.....
---end----
Awkward silence then ensues for several minutes until Rip Taylor sprays a confetti gun in your face.

Here's another great conversation:
Blogger: So I started writing in a blog
Mom/Dad: Oh really?
Blogger: Yes, do you want to read it?
Mom/Dad: (After reading) So is it supposed to be funny or are you sad? Did I raise a socially disfunctional child?
---end---
Awkward Silence until Rip Taylor enters and conducts a family therapy session.

And yet one more conversation:
Blogger: So I started writing in a blog
Rip Taylor: One time Mickey Rooney and I rode a circus pony through Idaho! On a Rainbow!
---end---
Awkward Silence ensues until my mother shows up and sprays in the face with confetti

So there apparently no way to let your friends and family know that you write; because what you are saying is really: "I am HIIIILARIOUS" and things that happen to me are equivalent to an episode of "Laugh-In"

While I have considered hiring Joanne Worley to hang out with me all the time and laugh with me when these things happen, I know that that bitch is a D-I-V-A. So my solution is to record them and then adorn my body with flowers and a bikini and dance.