Soon I will need to get back to my own Halloweening ways. I will be meeting up with friends and yet again I will need to regail them with my talent in costumery. This is becoming a difficult endeavor. I have had a small crisis of sorts in the thought of this. Causing me to reach back into the vault of past costumes:
-Age 3--> My parents put me in pajamas that my Uncle got from China and then gave me
pigtails. Making me "Chinese Girl"
-Age 4---> Juggler. I fake juggled stuff. And I had pointy shoes.
-Age 7---> The most disturbing by far. Old Lady. I later found out that this "homeade"
costume was actually clothing left over from the lady we bought the house from. She was dead. My parents put me in a dead lady's clothing.
-Age 9--> Peter Pan. My mother made me a felt hat. And a baby sister. Thats why it was lackluster
-Age 12--> A girl with the poodle skirt. Notice the immense decline in awesomeness.
-Age 20--> Velma from Scooby Doo. I cut my own wig and went shopping at Goodwill for the entire costume.
-Age 21--> One of the best. It was a two night endeavor with the first one being my friend Andrew (I was able to attain his clothing and affinity for glow sticks) and the next night I was "future Andrew"which I interpreted as "Drag Queen" This mean that I was a woman being a man being a woman. The single best Drag Costume ever.
--> Bjork. I made my Swan Dress from White Stockings and my roommates white skirt. I didn't even need a name tag.
As you can see, I have a reputation to uphold. I usually get an idea within a week of the event. Here are the rules:
-Must be funny. No cute. Those are for losers.
-No Sluts. The only thing scary about this is the amount of VD this woman might have.

- No Tongue and Cheek type costumes. Douches wear these. (See below)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HER VAGINA IS THE LOCK.
If you have an ideas let me know. That will in turn tell me what you would want to be and I will steer clear of that.
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